How to Become a Lesbian
July 5, 2008
Well you heard it right folks; if you want to become a lesbian, there are some crucial measures that you must take in order to reach such glory. So without further ado:
1. You must only like, love, and be with women. This is the heart of lesbianism. If you cannot adhere to this step, do not continue to the next steps. Go back and play with your girlfriends you sex fiend. We know we do it better, but you do not have to play with our emotions and pretend to be something you are not. There are those lesbians out there that would love to take advantage of you, or you can just have fun with your friends. Leave us others out of it.
2. Establish if you want to be a boy or a girl. This is key. This determines your whole role in the lesbian community. If you do not adhere to this gender-biased stereotype, you cannot be a true lesbian.
2a. If you want to be a boy, you are now a ‘femme’ or a ‘lipstick lesbian’ and must dress the part. Always.
2b. If you want to be a boy, you are now a ‘butch’ or a ‘stud’ and must dress the part. Always.
3. Get a girlfriend. It’s easy. There is always a lesbian looking for a girlfriend. Find her. Date her. She’s yours.
4. Move in. Together. ASAP. Women are more in tune with each other’s feelings and emotions so know better when they are extremely compatible with another woman. Therefore we are able to move in together within a few weeks knowing we will be together forever.
5. Repeat steps 3 & 4.
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